MILLION DOLLAR BABY
organ Freeman and Hilary Swank deserved Oscars, I guess, but the film certainly didn't merit Academy Awards for best picture and director. Outside of good acting by the three leads, the movie was simplistic, overly sentimental, and poorly written. The fight sequences were some of the most ridiculous boxing scenes since the Rocky movies, the portrayal of Swank's redneck relatives was embarrassingly clichéd and trite, and even the main characters were two dimensional and motivated by formulaic Hollywood melodramatic convention. Unbelievable plot points pile up—the evil boxing champ (Ms. T, anyone?) is never disqualified for her outrageous dirty fighting antics; Swank never learns the meaning of her Gaelic nickname from any of her screaming fans or the magazine articles about her; and the nurses tending to Swank after she becomes a paraplegic seem to have never heard of turning a patient over in bed in order to avoid skin ulcers and gangrene. The whole thing is calculated to tug on the audience's heartstrings, but left me pretty cold.

CUTIE HONEY
he last film of the Asian American Film Festival at the Castro this year was a hilarious live action remake of an old Seventies exploitation anime called Cutie Honey. You gotta love a Japanese superheroine whose theme song, "Cutie Honey, Sweet Fighter," has lyrics extolling the virtues of her cute behind and perfect breasts. Cutie Honey activates her superpowers by touching a little heart on her necklace and shouting Honey Flash! See, her dad invented a technology that allowed her to come back to life as a robot that inhabits her human body after she is killed in a car crash, but of course an organization of evil supervillians called the Panther Claw are after her powers, and . . . oh forget it, just go watch nubile, supercute Eriko Sato get repeatedly caught in skimpily clad situations and kick the evildoers' butts by utilizing some of the cheesiest special effects since Flash Gordon. Fun bubblegum camp at its best.
