love dead cows. Eating them and wearing them makes me happy, especially wearing them. There's a clothes closet in my apartment that I call the vault o' leather, and it contains many items of apparel from a shop on my block of Polk Street called Johnson Leathers. Here are two leather blazers that they custom made for me. The silver metallic leather blazer is easily the flashiest piece of clothing I own, and by far its most vocal admirers are black guys. The hair-on cowhide with the leopard print tends to impress women and gay guys.